Friday, February 24, 2006

It’s a Small World After All

Imagine. Driving on a road with a speed limit of 90km/h (which means you can go up to 100 km/h without kena fine), flooring the darn accelerator because your car refused to pick up speed, and your lunch has finally decided that it wants OUT!! OUT!!! OUT!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And cut off any relationship with you there and then from now onwards!!!

And from afar, you noticed this car, driving leisurely on the right lane. Probably doing a 60km/h. As if trying to convert the dusty noise and rush hour surrounding to those serene peaceful reserved forest with rabbits hopping around, monkeys monkying around, papa deer and mama deer taking care of baby deer, wild boar drinking water at the riverside, birds chirpping gaily, wahhhso many wild flowers, and ahhh, the musky smell…. oh so peaceful surreal surrounding.

Noticing how adamantly your lunch wanted out, you started flashing. Headlights, that is. Flash pause. pause. flash. No reaction. Flash pause pause. flash. Still no reaction. As you get nearer, and as your lunch is trying to budge out in any second, your flash turns into a more urgent plea. Flash flash pause flash flash. Flash flash pause flash flash…. BUGGER, still no reaction. Dreaming or what?? Still in the process of converting is it??? Blardy! Then came FLASH FLASH FLASH FLASH FLASH!!
And honk honk… then you notice there is a space on your left, you swerve into the left over took the fella. While doing it, you have decided to throw in some complimentary bonus for the fella by honking and showing your finger. And while turning your head to try to stare and give that fella those don’t mess with me you he-bitch stare… and only

to realize, the fella is someone that you know, not close, but someone you know. SHIT!

And…. while praying SO hard that the fella won't recognize you because of your twisted disfigured I'm going to kill you type of facial expression, that fella looked you in your eyes and.. my GOD, he recognizes you..!! CONGRATULATION. DOUBLE SHIT…. And… THAT’s NOT IT…

The fella is actually a client….!!!! TRIPLE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


2 Comments:

Anonymous HPY said...

Congratulations. SAM GAU SI.

8:09 PM  
Blogger ying yi said...

thank you very much!

2:46 AM  

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